My Bro's Average Dream!

Okay, so my bro, Narutofan564, had this crazy dream that he has every night! So I chose to post it! Here it is:

So I woke up this morning and found my self with chicken hands! I was so shocked, I screamed! When my parents came to see if I was alright, they were Tom Cruise and Jessica Simpson! I then said "AH!!!!! Oh ya, and can I have your autograph?!" Then Jessica Simpson said "Sure, no problem!" and I said "EWW NOT YOU, Tom Cruise's autograph!" Then Jessica Simpson ran away crying and I got Tom Cruise's autograph and then went down stairs. Once I got down there my sister was a goose! Then she laid eggs and fried them and ate them! I then shared eggs with her (P.S. : Goose fried eggs are GOOD!) and then went outside. Once I was out there, I saw a cardboard cut-out of Chuck Norris eating hamburgers and saying "Welcome to -Please Enter Fast Food Chain Name Here-, have a great day!". I then saw Jessica Simpson still crying and banging her head off a tree, because I didn't want her autograph. I then saw that my car has an elephant with wings made out of strawberry icecream! I then saw a one eye, one horned, flying purple people eater beating up the real Chuck Norris! I then went back in side, laid on the llama couch, and took a nap!

My bro is crazy! But not as crazy as ME!

Written by: Mzman564