My New Game

Hey guys! As you can see (hopefully) on the side I have added a game! Its now basketball because of March Madness! Every month I will change it!





HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!

My dog likes the Pittsburgh Panthers!

Okay, so today my family and I were watching the March Madness First Round Panthers game! Every time Blaire would score I would play on my piano "Here We Go Panthers, Here We GO!" and my family would sing along! Once the game was over and the Panthers won, we set off fire works! (we kind of over reacted when we did this cuz its the first round but) Then my dog, Betsy, started to bark in the tune of "Here We Go Panthers, Here We GO!"It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo creepy! Remember what I said in my F.Y.I.? And I quote "My family and life and friends and pets and plants and vehicles and house and foods are CRAZY!" emphasis on pets! Here it is again if you missed it, "My family and life and friends and PETS and plants and vehicles and house and foods are CRAZY!" Even my pet rats are crazy!!!

Also if you wanna know my Final Four picks they are "Louisville, Pitt, Connecticut, and Oklahoma" Now I know that Oklahoma might not make it, but hey, don't knock it, until ya try it!


Written by: Mzman564

I HATE YOU!!! (IN A GOOD WAY)

HERE IS THE FIRST MONTHLY 'I HATE YOU!!! (IN A GOOD WAY)' :

#10: HEY, WHY IS MY ERASER IN THE GARBAGE?! HEY, WHY IS MY MOM IN THERE TOO?!
#9: COME HERE PRETTY LADY! 'HEY, IM YOUR MOTHER!!!'
#8: DON'T WORRY, I'M A MASTER AT HEART SURGERY! 'YOUR ONLY 11'
#7: RUN FOREST RUN!!! TURN LEFT FOREST LEFT! OW, THATS GOTTA HURT! I MEANT YOUR OTHER LEFT!
#6: DID YOU MEET MY SPANISH SPEAKING TALKING PENCIL WHO SMELLS LIKE GRAPE AND SINGS AMAZING GRACE IN ENGLISH AND IS NAMED PUEBLO?!
#5: 'OKAY CLASS YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT, ITS A FREE PERIOD!' (CONSTRUCTION NOISES) 'EXCEPT FOR BUILDING A SKY SCRAPER!'
#4: 'WHO'S PHONE IS RINGING?!' OH SORRY MRS. SMITH, THATS JUST MY PENCIL SINGING AGAIN!
#3: (BIG BOOM) THEY FOUND ME! HURRY GET IN THE TRUCK WE GOT WHAT WE WANT!
#2: (BIG BOOM) WHAT THE?! 'OH DONT WORRY, THAT WAS JUST A TEACHER SNEEZING!'
AND FINALLY, #1: I HATE YOU YOU IDIOT!!! (IN A GOOD WAY!)


THERE IT IS!!!


WRITTEN BY: BACONBOY66 (NEW WRITER)


A MESSAGE FROM NARUTOFAN564 & MZMAN564;

DEAR READERS, BACONBOY66 IS A NEW MEMBER AND MY 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER! HE WILL BE WRITING THE SECTION 'I HATE YOU!!! (IN A GOOD WAY)! SO BYE!!!

How My Shop & Save Became a Stop & Shave

So, today my family and I went into a Shop & Save and when I got in there, all I could see were SUPER HAIRY MEN! Turns out they were having a 70% off sale on razors and shaving cream! So we were looking for eggs when this huge fat dude with hair all over his arms, legs, and especially IT'S face bumped into me and when he walked away, I had hair down my shirt and in my mouth! It tasted minty! Back to the point, they had to get over 40 brooms to scoop up all the hair!!! My sister and me had to get 3 showers each once we got home! I was itching myself all night!

Well, that's the Word Around!


PEACE!

F.Y.I.

Here is some info about me:

-My brother is Mzman564
-If it says "Written by: Mzman564" or "Written by: Ps2dude" at the end, that means it wasn't written by me, but if it says nothing at bottom, it was written by me, Narutofan564
-All of these stories ARE real!
-My family and life and friends and pets and plants and vehicles and house and foods are CRAZY!
-I was baptized a catholic, but I believe in the Greek Gods

That's this month's monthly F.Y.I., BYE!!!



PEACE!!!


;)

My Bro's Average Dream!

Okay, so my bro, Narutofan564, had this crazy dream that he has every night! So I chose to post it! Here it is:

So I woke up this morning and found my self with chicken hands! I was so shocked, I screamed! When my parents came to see if I was alright, they were Tom Cruise and Jessica Simpson! I then said "AH!!!!! Oh ya, and can I have your autograph?!" Then Jessica Simpson said "Sure, no problem!" and I said "EWW NOT YOU, Tom Cruise's autograph!" Then Jessica Simpson ran away crying and I got Tom Cruise's autograph and then went down stairs. Once I got down there my sister was a goose! Then she laid eggs and fried them and ate them! I then shared eggs with her (P.S. : Goose fried eggs are GOOD!) and then went outside. Once I was out there, I saw a cardboard cut-out of Chuck Norris eating hamburgers and saying "Welcome to -Please Enter Fast Food Chain Name Here-, have a great day!". I then saw Jessica Simpson still crying and banging her head off a tree, because I didn't want her autograph. I then saw that my car has an elephant with wings made out of strawberry icecream! I then saw a one eye, one horned, flying purple people eater beating up the real Chuck Norris! I then went back in side, laid on the llama couch, and took a nap!

My bro is crazy! But not as crazy as ME!

Written by: Mzman564

The Talking C.D.

Okay, so one day, I was putting in a C.D. into my C.D. player, and at the beginning it said "Hello, Master." So I said to it "Are you alive?" And it said back "No... I mean Yes... I mean..." And I started talking to it, and once I told it about my life so far it said, "Cool, my life is spinning around. GOODBYE." And when I talked to it again and told my parents about it, it didn't work! Maybe I was crazy that day?!






OR WAS I?!

Any Ways, PEACE!!!

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Okay, so I was going to this one place called "Sheetz" that has these awesome hot-dogs rapped in bacon. Once I got there, the place was closed!!! Then, a car drove bye blasting out the song "You Can't Always Get What You Want!" Weird right?!



PEACE!


Written by: Mzman564

Stinkbugs Playing Piano!

Okay, so, my house is covered in stinkbugs! One day, we found some in the piano, and tried to get them out. But when we tried, they would jump around in there and he strings. Hours later, we each stuck our hands in there in a certain place, at a certain time, and slowly, it sounded like they were playing "Please Don't Stop the Music"! I wish we had our video camera though. Well, that's the Word Around!


PEACE!!!